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Lets Talk About Sext

You can’t spell “sensual” without “SMS.” Very funny video!

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

MTV Unplugged: Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl (Live Performance) [HQ]

Spunky singer-songwriter Katy Perry takes the ‘MTV Unplugged’ stage armed with jazzy, stripped-down and soulful arrangements of her hit songs. This is a performance not to be missed.

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Music | Leave a comment

Shocking New Climate Change Ad

This new, rather extreme climate change awareness ad from the grassroots organization Plane Stupid features polar bears plunging from the sky to their deaths. The message? Every average flight we take emits the weight of an adult polar bear in carbon dioxide.

Hold on to your stomachs:

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Health/Sports, News | 1 Comment

‘Twilight’ Connection in Big Heroin Bust

Here’s the kind of “Twilight” merchandise you really don’t want your kids getting their hands on — baggies of heroin with a cartoon of Rob Pattinson’s face printed on them. DEA Special Agent Erin McKenzie-Mulvey tells us the heroin baggies with “Twilight” characters were seized recently in West Hempstead, Long Island. The “Twilight”-themed baggies have been gaining popularity over the last couple of months. New York Special Agent in Charge John Gilbride tells TMZ a dime bag of heroin in New York is cheaper than a six pack of beer.

 

November 23, 2009 Posted by | News | Leave a comment

Louis Vuitton Journeys Awards

Students from the most prestigious international film schools and other talents were asked to make a film using the original Journeys script for a chance to win one of two awards.  Vote for your favorite of short-listed films.  Your vote will count towards the People’s Choice award.  http://www.journeysawards.com/index.php

My two favorite videos.  Top video is called The First Stage, bottom video is called The Pirate. 

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Female Sexual Dysfunction: Myth or Malady?

There was a time when Wendy and her husband had sex three times a week. But for the past six years, the purple negligee that Wendy used to entice her husband has been stuffed in the back of a drawer. And now, instead of getting hot and bothered by her husband’s advances, Wendy is simply bothered. “All of a sudden I didn’t have any desire. There’s just nothing there anymore,” says Wendy, who requested that her last name not be published.  For about a decade, roughly since the FDA approved Viagra for sexual dysfunction in men, drug companies have been searching for the female version of the little blue pill, a drug to cure what ails women like Wendy in bed. But what ails them — a psychiatric condition known as hypoactive sexual desire disorder (HSDD), defined as a distressing lack of sexual desire, absent other medical conditions — has been notoriously difficult to pin down.  Continue reading…

 

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Dating/Sex | 2 Comments

Are Minorities Getting Enough Out of the Stimulus?

Miami’s poorer residents have long complained that the city’s meager public-transit system makes it harder for them to get to work. So when the Obama Administration announced the $787 billion stimulus plan earlier this year, many hoped some of that money would help fund plans like an expansion of Miami’s undersized Metrorail system — especially a 10-mile northern extension that would reach into predominantly African-American and other minority communities largely cut off from downtown and other employment centers. But the project, in part because it’s not considered as shovel-ready as jobs like existing highway maintenance, isn’t getting any of the $15 billion in stimulus aid for Florida, and has been shelved for the time being.   Continue reading…

November 23, 2009 Posted by | News | Leave a comment

Looking for a Surefire Way To Get Beat Up?

Problem: You’ve got a bunch of crap you need to carry, but your butt’s too busy for a fanny pack… Or… your butt thinks it’s too cool for a fanny pack, but your head’s smart enough to recognize the liberation of going hands-free.

Solution: The Cap Sac — a collection of zip-pouched baseball caps that come in the type of ’80s bright colors reserved for fanny packs (or go-to Saved By The Bell hangout The Max) but now available for your head. It’s the most ridiculous hat to come along since the flamingo hat, and the most practical hat invention since the beer helmet. Check out the Cap Sac, which goes perfectly with your Zack Morris tattoo, and tell me if it’s rad or bad. 

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

Lambert Says Man-on-Man Kiss At AMA Happened ‘in the moment’

Los Angeles, California (CNN) — Adam Lambert’s sexually suggestive choreography — including kissing another male — on the American Music Awards stage Sunday night happened “in the moment,” the singer told CNN.  Lambert, who is openly gay, said it is “a form of discrimination and a double standard” for anyone to object since “women performers have been pushing the envelope” for decades.   Watch video…

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Celebs, Music | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

AMAs Red Carpet Stars Rihanna! Shakira! Carrie!

Music’s hottest turn out to celebrate with glitz and glamour at the American Music Awards.    See all the pictures…

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Celebs | 1 Comment

Bullet Proof Sunglasses from Japan

If you find yourself under assault from flying bullets on a regular basis, these sunglasses are for you. Actually, come to think of it, if you’re dodging bullets you have much bigger problems than any pair of sunglasses can cure.  For the rest of us, the Japan Self-Defense Force Sunglasses use lenses that can withstand the impact of a 0.3 inch diameter object hitting it at 106 mph.  

If you have iron shafts dropping on you, don’t worry – you’re covered there too. The shades won’t shatter even if a 500 gram shaft of iron is dropped on them from a distance of 1.27 meters. I’m too lazy to figure out what that is in feet, but it’s probably a lot.  No, they can’t actually protect you from a speeding bullet. Maybe you should try ducking.  The glasses are officially endorsed by the Japanese military. Wait – Japan has a military?

Japan Self-Defense Force Sunglasses cost $317 at JapanTrendShop.com.

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Health/Sports, Weapons | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Oxford Coeds Strip for Charity Calendar

By now it seems that every group imaginable has their members shedding clothes to create a naked calendar to be sold for charity. We’ve had librarians, dog catchers, and now…Oxford University undergrads. Yes, these brainy children of British privilege have produced a nude calendar to raise money for poverty-stricken third world countries.  The calendar has created a bit of a stir at the staid Oxford campus, as many of the photos were taken at the university’s most famous historic spots. Some students and tutors say the risque calendar has embarrassed the alma mater of Einstein, Stephen Hawking and 25 British Prime Ministers.  The calendar goes for 10 British pounds, or about $17, and sales benefit charity TravelAid.  Continue viewing calendar…

 

 

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Dating/Sex | Leave a comment

More Women Getting Vaginal Plastic Surgery

A new study says that more British women are now getting cosmetic surgery to make their vagina look better. One of the problems, however, is that a woman’s sexual sensitivity and satisfaction may be impaired by the procedure.  One of the most common vaginal plastic surgeries is called labioplasty, which involves trimming the protruding lips of the vagina or labia. According to gynecologist Sarah Creighton and psychologist Lih-Mei Liao of the University College London, the parts that are cut off often have sexually sensitive tissues or nerves. The study also found that women who undergo labioplasty may experience particularly painful childbirth.  Plastic surgeons are taking issue with the research. They say that labioplasty only involves removing a bit of loose flesh to make a good-looking labia. Only poorly performed surgery, they maintain, could result in the results the study found.  Ladies, I have news for you. The average guy doesn’t care what your vagina looks like. We’re just happy to be in the general vicinity of one. 

 [via: Inquisitr]

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Dating/Sex, Health/Sports | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Classic Clip: What News Anchors Do During Commercials

There are no good videos on the internet today, so here’s one of our favorite old clips, featuring Chicago news anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange. Yeah, that’s right: her last name is Bang…with an E at the end.

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Humor | 2 Comments

Milf Monday: Tiffani Thiessen

Where You’ve Seen Her: Tiffani Thiessen is someone we’ve all wanted to do nasty things to, personality aside.  A beauty pageant winner, she went on to star in Saved By The Bell and then Beverly Hills 90210, which was a totally awesome show…now she’s in White Collar, which will never be as good…never.
 
MILF Status: Tiffani just got pregnant from her husband Brady Smith and are expecting a child in May.  Maybe they’ll name her Valerii.  Remember? The ugly girl from 90210? Of course you don’t. She was the ugly one.

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Celebs | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Support For Legalizing Marijuana Grows Rapidly Around U.S.

By Karl Vick

Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, November 23, 2009

 The same day they rejected a gay marriage ballot measure, residents of Maine voted overwhelmingly to allow the sale of medical marijuana over the counter at state-licensed dispensaries.  Later in the month, the American Medical Association reversed a longtime position and urged the federal government to remove marijuana from Schedule One of the Controlled Substances Act, which equates it with heroin and cocaine.  A few days later, advocates for easing marijuana laws left their biannual strategy conference with plans to press ahead on all fronts — state law, ballot measures, and court — in a movement that for the first time in decades appeared to be gaining ground.  “This issue is breaking out in a remarkably rapid way now,” said Ethan Nadelmann, executive director of the Drug Policy Alliance. “Public opinion is changing very, very rapidly.”  Continue reading…

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Health/Sports, News | Leave a comment

New Orleans Saints Strive For Perfection, Ready for Pats

TAMPA, Fla. — They strolled into the locker room with a few references to their 10-0 record, but the New Orleans Saints are the first to tell you they’re not perfect.   They rolled through the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 38-7, and instantly started pointing out their flaws.  “Let’s face it, these are not the Jon Gruden-coached Tampa Bay Buccaneers that we’re used to,” New Orleans tight end Jeremy Shockey said. “No offense to Tampa. They’re going to be good in time. But we know we can play better than we did.”  Shockey and his teammates have been saying that for the past month or so, but it’s time to back up that talk. The Saints play host to the New England Patriots on Nov. 30 in a “Monday Night Football” game at the Superdome.    Continue reading…

 

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Health/Sports | Leave a comment

Eminem & 50 Cent Perform At The American Music Awards

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Music | Leave a comment

Jennifer Lopez Falls During AMA Performance

Celebrities, they’re just like us. They climb atop bare-chested men in a boxing ring—and sometimes they fall down and go boom. Well, J. Lo does, anyway. Luckily, the pop star recovered quickly from her splat during a live performance at the American Music Awards Sunday night.

Start video at 2:52 to see how it all went down…

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Music | Leave a comment

Shakira’s sexy world

Shakira thinks “libido is the engine of the world.”   The ‘She-Wolf’ singer insists that sexual desire has more of an impact on the world than religion and believes people need to give in to their natural urges for the good of humanity.  She said: “I do think libido is the engine of the world. Forward or backwards. For good or ill. Sometimes when we repress our libido we regress. When we were in the Dark Ages, it was a question of humanity somehow managing to forget about itself. We put God in the centre of society, and people forgot about their own nature and desires. There was a huge deal of repression.”  The 32-year-old singer says that as she gets older, she is becoming increasingly comfortable with herself and her desires.  She explained: “Every day now I discover something new. Go through phases in which I feel much more in touch with my feminine side, in ways I never thought possible. I’m letting the woman inside of me speak, the desires of this woman, speak as loud as they can.”   Shakira also believes society is changing to be more accepting but admits even she was surprised when she got positive feedback from an elderly nun over the raunchy video for her single ‘She-Wolf’.   She added to Britain’s Observer newspaper: “Not too long ago my mum ran into one nun at home, who’d known me, and the nun told her, ‘Oh my God, I watched the ‘She-Wolf’ video, and Shakira looks phenomenal in it! I love how she looks, how she does the splits, and how flexible her legs are.’ This was an 80-year-old nun. Times are changing.”  By BANG Showbiz

November 23, 2009 Posted by | Celebs | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment