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Dead Turkeys Chillin In The Hot Tub

The Good Life…

November 29, 2009 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

When NOT To Hyphenate Your Name

Sometimes it is better to stick to one last name…

November 29, 2009 Posted by | Humor | 1 Comment

Puppy VS. Praying Mantis

I’m not entirely sure who won this one…

 

November 29, 2009 Posted by | Humor | Leave a comment

Eva Mendes Is An Even Badder Lieutenant

I’m sick and tired of hearing about this new Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans movie. Not only is the title awkward and unwieldy, but all of the goddamn coverage is blah, blah, blah Nicholas Cage. Or blah, blah, blah Werner Herzog, blah, blah, blah trippy reptiles. How about blah, blah, blah Eva freakin’ Mendes?!?!?! Doesn’t anyone care that one of the hottest ladies around is in this movie? To right that wrong, we offer the following gallery for your perusal.   Vier all her photos…

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Hot New Trio: Band of Skulls

When British rock trio Band of Skulls learned their song “Friends” would be featured in New Moon, the sequel to Twilight, they were shocked. Not because the movie’s music supervisors liked it, but rather that they’d heard it at all. “We didn’t know we’d sent it out,” says singer-guitarist Russell Marsden, with a laugh. The unreleased track had accidentally been included on an advance of their debut, Baby Darling Doll Face Honey (Shangri-La) — a gritty mix of guy-girl vocals, Bonzo-style drum bashing, and scuzzy guitar. “We were still working on it, but that was the one they wanted.”   Continue reading…

November 29, 2009 Posted by | Music | Leave a comment

Men Married To Smart Women Live Longer

Times Online

by Shane Watson

There is a lingering suspicion among girls (as the unpopularity of science subjects demonstrates) that boys don’t value cleverness as an essential quality in a life partner. Given a choice between gorgeous or brainy, there is no guarantee they’ll do the right thing, because men think they’re clever enough for two. Well, it turns out they’re wrong. Swedish scientists have discovered that long life and good health have nothing to do with a man’s education and everything to do with his wife’s. Men married to smart women live longer — simple.

However, before you ring up your girlfriend to tell her that the man who left her for a bimbo will drop dead of brain atrophy, this is not a victory for women’s intelligence in general. It would be nice if our stimulating observations about FlashForward and the Tory agenda were keeping our men alert and full of life. Unfortunately, it’s simply our skill at processing advice about healthy lifestyles, and passing it on. All it boils down to is that “educated” married women have long since banned their men from eating pork pies at every other meal. They instinctively know about the importance of breakfast, the downside of dips (men think hummus is a diet aid) and the virtues of Green & Black’s 85% (the chocolate that doesn’t count). The Carla effect, in other words, is alive and well beyond the boundaries of the Elysée Palace.

Still, this seems like a narrow reading of how a woman’s intelligence affects her husband’s health. Cholesterol-watching is only the tip of the iceberg. On top of that, there’s the whole good exercise, bad exercise battle. (Men will only do exercise that results in a calf injury, and only in binges, so they are grey with exhaustion every day for a week, then laid up for the rest of the month; we are constantly lobbying for yoga.) There’s risk-avoidance training, too. For example, the struggle to prevent men walking to work in winter with sopping wet hair, wearing only a shirt; or, my personal favourite, reminding them not to shut the tea towel in the oven door, because that’s what causes all the black smoke and flames.

For some of us, the challenge of keeping our menfolk fit and well goes way beyond encouraging them to lay off the Player’s Navy Cut. Since being married to my husband, I have had to point out that swallowing chewing gum is not normal, let alone healthy. Ditto eating food that has been showered with glass. Lighting a fire in a tent. Cooking topless. Dialling while pedalling. Smoking over an open car bonnet (just kidding, but only just). The point is, without a female in the house, most men would come to a sticky end, with or without the daily sausage sandwich.

So what’s in it for us? Back in the days when the goal was to marry a rich man, at least you could look forward to a bit of his’n’hers indulgence. Now it’s all checking the salt content of the bran flakes and pushing selenium. You can’t help feeling a bit short-changed.

November 29, 2009 Posted by | Dating/Sex, Health/Sports | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

When Celebrities Go Pantsless

Rihanna rocked the Today show Tuesday in little more than fishnets and a slinky white blazer, but she’s hardly the first celeb to forget her pants. Lately more and more women are going without, and some women try to turn shirts into dresses. Who’s pulling it off and whose outfit is missing one key item? You decide.    View all pantsless…

November 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebs | Leave a comment

Worlds smallest personal helicopter

Looks like fun but can it go any higher?

November 29, 2009 Posted by | Health/Sports, Weapons | Leave a comment

The Hottest Daughters of Rock Stars

Their parents are just as good at making beautiful babies as they are at entertaining the masses.   Continue viewing…

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JAPANESE MAN MARRIES VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND FROM VIDEO GAME

Ummmmm I really don’t have much to say about this. Is this what humanity has come to! I dont even want to think about the hunny moon!   I saw this on www.crazyhood.com

November 29, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Humor | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment