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Brewery Creates ‘World’s Strongest Beer’

What’s better than beer? A brew strong enough to knock you on your ass, that’s what. BrewDog, a brewery in the U.K., claims to have created the world’s strongest beer. The drink, called “Tactical Nuclear Penguin” weighs in at an astounding 32 percent proof.

Of the 500 330ml bottles released, 250 will be available for £35 with a further 250 available for £250 – the latter will include a share in the BrewDog company as part of its ‘Equity for Punks’ campaign which is aiming to raise £2.3m to build a new eco-friendly, carbon-neutral brewery in Aberdeen, Scotland.

The company’s blog states the mission of Tactical Nuclear Penguin as:

This beer is bold, irreverent and uncompromising. A beer with a soul and a purpose. A statement of intent. A modern day rebellion for the craft beer proletariat in our struggle to over throw the faceless bourgeoisie oppression of corporate, soulless beer.

A warning on the label states: “This is an extremely strong beer, it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. In exactly the same manner that you would enjoy a fine whiskey, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost.”

Tactical Nuclear Penguin beer comes packed not in an elaborate box or case, but a brown paper bag with a hand-drawn penguin on it. You can buy yours at BrewDog.

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December 5, 2009 Posted by | Dining/Living, Health/Sports | Leave a comment

Ferrari Loafers: for the Truly Well Heeled

If you’re going to spend $300,000 on a flashy new Ferrari, you need the shoes to go with it. And not just any shoes. You need the new Ferrari loafers, created by the famed automaker and Tod’s shoe company.   These shoes just ooze luxury, but are also designed to be at least somewhat practical. The rubber nubs on the bottom of the shoe help you firmly grip the gas pedal as you zip around that hairpin turn on the Amalfi Coast.

The Ferrari brand is subtly interwoven throughout the shoe. The famous prancing horse logo is featured in a badge on the tongue that is reminiscent of the GTO’s grille. The Ferrari logo is displayed inside the shoe.

Just as you will have to pay up to own a Ferrari, these shoes do not come cheap. They range from $475 to $525 at the Ferrari store

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December 5, 2009 Posted by | Dining/Living, Health/Sports | Leave a comment

Do You Know Your Love Language?

by Anne Naylor

To love someone deeply gives you strength.
Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.

Lao Tzu

The weeks leading up to the holiday season can be emotionally intense. We are coming to the end of the year. Did it go well? Was it disappointing for you? Did children grow up, leaving home an empty nest? Are you celebrating your successes, or grieving your losses? Both perhaps.   Emotions are felt most keenly with those closest to us; those we love the most. None more so than in marriages or close partnerships.  This time of the year is one in which we are being showered with spiritual Light.  This Light comes as a blessing: to let us see more clearly where we might have something to learn; to heal our hurts; to reassure, soothe and comfort us; to bring us joy.   Communicating, giving and receiving awaken us to more of our love.   The buying and giving of material gifts is not the only way we can demonstrate our love.

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.
Victor Hugo

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December 5, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Dating/Sex, Dining/Living | Leave a comment

Mickey Rourke’s Insane Rap: No Curse Word Is Spared

Mickey Rourke has reinvented himself once again. This time as a rapper. Those playing the video game “Rogue Warrior” were treated to a surprise performance by the actor, who seems to relish the chance to play MC. While the song stays pretty tight through, Rourke unravels toward the end, spitting out every curse word he can think of. It climaxes as he informs the listener that he “owns your fucking soul.” To quote Ron Burgundy: “Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast.”   THE HUFFINGTON POST.COM

December 5, 2009 Posted by | Humor, Music | Leave a comment

Demi & Ashton Plan Dinner, Sex Via Twitpics (PHOTOS)

Here’s a glimpse into a night at the Kutcher-Moore household. From separate rooms in their shared LA home Thursday night, Ashton and Demi planned a dinner menu and a bedroom rendezvous by writing dialogue on their bodies and sending the pictures over Twitter. Demi’s teenage daughter Tallulah got pulled in right before things turned sexual.

Note the product placement. Both Demi and Ashton pose with a package of ‘Wanted’ perfume, Helena Rubinstein’s new fragrance that Demi is fronting. Demi previously called on fans to tweet pictures of what they wanted written on their hands. Most wishes were more along the lines of marriage equality, ending war and their children’s happiness than takeout food and sex.

Ashton once famously tweeted a picture of his wife’s panty-clad tush. What do you think of their electronic flirting? VOTE on which Twitpics you are least able to stomach. 

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25 Ways to Rediscover Europe

Once upon a time, there was a magical land, far across the ocean, where Americans—especially young Americans—could go to get lost.   When you traveled to this place, you had to pack everything you might need—especially such niceties as antiperspirant. You would carry all your money in the form of things called traveler’s checks. Phoning home was expensive; mail would take weeks. Knowing how to read a map was essential to navigation.   This place was called Europe, and it wasn’t that long ago that to be there was to be dangerously, thrillingly abroad. At least it felt that way if you encountered the place the way so many Americans did: with a backpack on your back and a Eurail pass in your pocket. It’s hard to think of another bourgeois rite of passage more valuable and unimpeachable than the modern American student’s grand tour.

Since then, let’s face it, both you and Europe have changed. You got an ATM card; they switched to the euro. They got Wi-Fi; you figured out Skype. You got a cappuccino machine; they discovered Starbucks. Your relationship has become like an older married couple’s: safe, smooth, comfortable, but lacking the charge of your early fumbling, passionate encounters.  

Until now. Because GQ wants you to know that those days are not over. By following our simple (and cheap) guidelines, the passion can be rekindled, the magical land reclaimed. And the best news of all? You don’t even have to carry a backpack.—Brett Martin   Continue reading…

December 5, 2009 Posted by | Dining/Living | Leave a comment

Convince Her To Have A Threesome

Today’s tip is for those couples that are willing to try new things and are very secure within their relationships. A threesome, if done correctly, can provide couples with a creative new way to explore their inner carnal desires.

So, you’d like to coax your woman into getting naughty and nasty with a third party? It could be an extremely difficult goal to attain. However, if your woman is very open-minded and sexually explicit, initiating a threesome can be a very simple task.

Threesomes aren’t for everyone
First off, if your significant other isn’t a very sexually open-minded individual, then it’s quite unlikely that she’ll be bringing another woman home any time soon. For instance, if she doesn’t accept you ejaculating in her face, swallowing, or worse yet, giving fellatio altogether, then we suggest that you don’t even bother suggesting the idea of a threesome.

If you do broach the topic and she’s less than enthusiastic about the idea, then it’s likely that you’ll end up having your own little threesome for some time to come — you and both of your hands. After all, if she refuses to let in you in anally, why in the world would she accept another woman in the boudoir?

Sorry guys, but some women will simply refuse to get involved in a situation that they believe is a potential threat to their relationship. If you know your girl well, then you can probably predict whether or not she’d be delighted with the idea of licking another woman’s privates, or better yet, watching another woman lick yours.   Continue reading…

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Sexy Sinks

Seen on Dornob.com

Really, would these sinks make you stimulated … or strangely uncomfortable? Unfortunately, the designer’s thoughts are unknown as this was an anonymously submitted image that will surely make its rounds on the interwebs.  Each piece was clearly individualy sculpted and the surrounding decor suggests an elegant setting – so really, it may have been a bold move to include such sexy (or at least scandalous) bathroom sinks in whatever location this may be. 

December 5, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Dating/Sex, Humor | Leave a comment

Holiday Season Gift Wrapping

Well folks, there’s only 22 shopping days left until Christmas. And if you’re like us that means there’s 21 days left until you actually start gift shopping.  Yes, shopping sucks and the same goes for gift wrapping, but it wouldn’t if all the gifts on your list were as sexy as these hot little packages.  Hopefully you’ll be fortunate enough to have one or two of these waiting for you under your tree.  View all 56 gift wrapped girls…

December 5, 2009 Posted by | Dating/Sex, Humor | Leave a comment

5 Fun Foreplay Positions

Looking for ways to bring excitement into the bedroom? While role-playing and dirty-talking may be helpful, try kick-starting your sexy session with some fun pregame warm-ups.  Here are some creative foreplay positions to help you get hot ‘n heavy before jumping into a full-fledged sheet-tangling, sweat-dripping showdown.  Because it’s usually better to receive than to give, spicing up oral sex isn’t such a shabby idea.  By using these sex positions, you might be giving your regular methods of oral sex the boost they need — for both you and her.

THE NOSE DIVE
Nose dive position - Credit:ThePlayersGuide.com Description: She rests on her shoulders and raises her legs over your shoulders. You should place your hands under her bottom to give her added support. Here’s a tip: Because this position can be strenuous on her back, she should lie with pillows under her shoulders.

Benefits for you: The best thing about this position is the scenery — just look up and you’ll get a pleasant view of her body from a great perspective. Since you have to support her legs, you also get easy access to her backside, so go ahead and cop a feel.

Benefits for her: Receiving oral sex at this angle can be quite pleasing for her, but it may be a little uncomfortable for her neck and shoulders. Take this position slowly and ask her how she’s doing a couple of times, just to make sure she’s enjoying it as much as you are.   Continue reading all 5 Fun Foreplay positions…

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Hot Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing..No Joke! (Video)

I’m not sure there is much to say here that could make this better than it already is.  If it was just called “Roller Boxing”, we can all agree that would be downright stupid.  Add bikini to it and the game changes entirely.  Then you throw in the word “Brazilian”, which has come to imply sexiness when it comes to women, and you’ve got something that will have guys coming back for more.

Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing will probably not ever reach the popularity of the major sports, or even lesser sports.  While it may never get huge, you can be sure with a concept like this, we will continue to see clips spread across the internet as long as it exists.  Similar to the Lingerie Football League, this new sport combines sexual exploitation with games of skill to bring men everywhere a pleasant treat.  These women aren’t exactly “athletes” like the crazy gymnasts or that gorgeous pole vaulter Allison Stokke, but that hardly matters.

The video clip provides some clumsy moments, but also some great ass shots.  Also there are some odd cut-scenes that add to the hilarity.  For instance, at one point, it appears the two women are humping each other and for some reason it cuts to a video of a dog humping another dog.  Strange?  Yes.  Hilarious? Definitely.

Keep it coming Brazil, we will keep tuning in.  I promise.  View Brazilian Bikini Roller Boxing Video…


December 5, 2009 Posted by | Health/Sports, Humor | Leave a comment

So You Want My Job: Ghostwriter

by Brett & Kate McKay

It may come as a surprise to some, but people like Andre Agassi, Gary Vaynerchuk, and Hillary Clinton, don’t write their own books. Celebrities, politicians, business executives and the like are often too busy, not confident in their abilities, or just not inclined to spend the time writing a book (or even a tweet). That’s where ghostwriters like Dean Zatkowsky come in. When he’s not rattling chains and turning lights off and on, Mr. Zatkowsky writes books, articles, and blog posts for his clients.  

. Tell us a little about yourself (Where are you from? How old are you? Describe your job and how long you’ve been at it, etc.).

I live in a little California community called Ojai, about 90 miles northwest of LA and 30 miles southeast of Santa Barbara. I’m 51 years old, and I write blogs, newspaper columns, press releases, marketing materials and books for a number of individuals, companies and non-profit organizations. Some work is freelance writing, some is copywriting, and some is ghostwriting. Most of my ghosting clients are business executives who lack the time or inclination to write their own books and articles.

I’m an accidental ghostwriter. It began in college, when I helped other students edit their term papers. Sometimes the “edit” turned into a complete rewrite.   Continue reading…

December 5, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Dining/Living | Leave a comment

12 Myths About Your Hangover

FACT: A hangover is the body’s reaction to being poisoned with too much alcohol. Heavy drinking rocks the central nervous system. It tinkers with brain chemicals — leading to headache, dizziness, and nausea — and sends you running to the bathroom so often you become dehydrated. The morning-after price of this imbalance can include a pounding headache, fatigue, cotton mouth, queasy stomach – and a weakened immune system.

FACT: Use caution when enjoying those free drinks on Ladies’ Night. Given the same drinks, women are more likely to be slammed with the effects of alcohol than men. Scientists say there’s good reason for this. Men have a higher percentage of water in their bodies, which helps dilute the alcohol they consume. When women drink the same amount, more alcohol builds up in the bloodstream.

FACT: Red wine contains tannins, compounds that are known to trigger headaches in some people. Malt liquors, like whisky, also tend to produce more severe hangovers. If you’re worried about how you’ll feel in the morning, the gentlest choices are beer and clear liquors, such as vodka and gin.   View all 12 Myths on WebMD…

December 5, 2009 Posted by | Dating/Sex, Health/Sports | Leave a comment