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January 12, 2010 Posted by | Celebs, Humor | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Olympic Track Star Removes Breast Implants To Improve Speed

via weirdnews.com

Olympics or bust?

Olympics, apparently.

Australian star hurdler Jana Pittman-Rawlinson recently reversed her $13,000 breast implant surgery, worried that her newly acquired chest was affecting her performance on the track.

“Every time I raced I panicked about whether I was letting my country down, all for my own vanity,” she said.

Pittman-Rawlinson thinks that the weight and heft of her new cleavage is causing added drag on her speed, and that ditching them will make her more aerodynamic.

Look, breast implants make a lot of women feel more confident — but if a beautiful, successful world champion athlete and Olympian doesn’t feel confident in her body, that doesn’t really bode well. Especially considering the fact that Pittman-Rawlinson told reporters that she wouldn’t rule out getting new implants after her track career is over.

If nothing else, maybe we can admire her commitment to the cause? “I absolutely loved having bigger boobs, but I don’t want to short-change Australia either,” she said. “I want to feel the most athletic I can, to know that I’m standing on the track in London (2012 Olympics) the fittest I can be.”

After all, downsizing your chest for the citizens of your country is patriotism at its finest, if you ask us.

January 9, 2010 Posted by | Celebs, News | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Who Will Die in 2010?

A lot of celebrities died in 2009, and many of them, like Brittany Murphy, were highly unpredictable. That’s why we’ve decided to take some initiative and make some celebrity death predictions for 2010.

Dick Clark used to be called The Boy Who Couldn’t Age.  Then he aged all at once really quickly.  Clark suffered from a stroke in 2004, and since then he’s been on the way out.  He’s still been co-hosting the New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” television special every year, but you can see that he’s slipping.  Last year, he wished the entire country a “Happeneryer” at midnight.  When your job is saying “Happy New Year” and you can’t do that anymore, that means it’s time to go.
 
Predicted Cause of Death: Dick loses control of his electric wheelchair, plows into the new years ball, and blacks out Times Square on live TV. That night, he dies peacefully in his sleep.
Larry King has been hosting Larry King Live for 25 years. He was really old when it started, and now he’s 25 years older really old.  he’s a f*cking dinosaur.  It looks like Larry drank from the wrong cup at the end of The Last Crusade, but then he stopped the rapid aging process in the middle, so he looks like he’s 300 years old, but he can still get around okay.  Unfortunately, you can only look 300 for so long.
 
Predicted Cause of Death: Larry will bump into a person on the street, causing his amulet necklace to slip free, fall to the ground and shatter, after which Larry will disintegrate into dust. It will later be determined that Larry’s ancient egyptian amulet held a curse that was the only thing keeping his mummified body alive.
 
This is an easy one.  People are amazed that she’s survived this long.  People actually congratulate Amy when they see that she’s still alive.  She parties hard, she’s not gonna slow down until she’s long gone, and nobody will be at all surprised when she dies.
 
Predicted Cause of Death: She’ll suffocate in a locked dumpster that she crawled into to smoke some crack.
The Bandit is not doing too well lately. His health is starting to fail, and he recently went to rehab for an addiction to prescription painkillers.  Burt entered rehab after his housekeeper found him lying unconscious in a pool of blood.  Apparently he’d been badly cut and was bleeding out.  It seems like Burt doesn’t like getting old, and once you get to that point, it’s only a matter of time.
 
Predicted Cause of Death: Burt will suffocate on his own mustache.
Lindsay Lohan is young, hot, rich, and crazy.  That’s a bad combo.  She’s fallen apart over the past couple of years, and it looks like she’ll be staying the course in 2010.  She’s completely self-destructive, and now she’s desperate to revitalize her career.  She probably has some kind of an ace up her sleeve, but if that doesn’t do the trick, then she’s definitely on suicide watch.
 
Predicted Cause of Death: Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of booze and coke.

January 3, 2010 Posted by | Art/Culture, Celebs, Humor, News | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Angelina Jolie: Fidelity Isn’t Essential

via Huffington Post

If the illustrious Telegraph’s translation is to be believed, Angelina Jolie isn’t tied to the idea of fidelity.

Jolie gave an interview to Das Neue in which she said:

“I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. It’s worse to leave your partner and talk badly about him afterwards.

“Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other.”

She added, “The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he’s wrong and reacts in a defiant way. Then I can get so angry that I tear his shirt.”

Jolie and Brad Pitt have been together over four years and were in New York earlier Christmas week with their kids.

December 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebs, Dating/Sex | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Eve – The World’s Tallest Model

via odditycentral.com and ninemsn.com

At 2 meters and 5 centimeters (6 feet 7 inches), Eve may be an incredibly tall, but she’s also incredibly hot. Yup, I do have a thing for “taller than thou” babes.

Eve, a successful American model and the tallest model in the world will grace the cover of Zoo Weekly, an Australian men’s magazine, with her extraordinary physique. This the first time a woman of her size appears on the front of such a publication and to better show off her tallness, she posed beside a 1.62 meters-tall Australian model.

Zoo Weekly editor Paul Merrill said they had her bikini custom made, but it was worth it. Bro, I totally agree, great job! Oh, and who said good things come in small packages was so wrong!

December 20, 2009 Posted by | Celebs, News | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Is Tiger Woods Syndrome Making Your Wife Suspicious?

By Joel Keller Asylum.com

As if men didn’t have enough to worry about in the relationship department, along comes Tiger Woods to make it even harder. If TMZ is to be believed, his epic philandering has sullied the reputations of seemingly nice guys everywhere and is turning their wives into paranoid cell-phone snoopers.

They’ve dubbed the phenomenon Tiger Woods Syndrome, and the most high-profile sufferer is “American Idol” winner Kris Allen, whose wife is apparently “having bad dreams” after reading about the Tiger mess.

Until Tiger backed his Escalade over that fire hydrant on Thanksgiving night, he was seen as a pretty milquetoast kind of guy — intense and competitive, but a good family man. So it makes sense that wives might begin to wonder if their nice guy is stepping out on them.

Never mind that the actions of a super-rich, world-famous athlete don’t exactly equate to what might happen when the average woman’s husband stays at that Hampton Inn in Sheboygan for that twice-a-year sales meeting. Still, for the minority of dudes who actually are cheating, things have to be getting pretty uncomfortable.

Has the Tiger Woods scandal made your wife or significant other more paranoid?

December 19, 2009 Posted by | Celebs, Dating/Sex, Love | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Hot Russian Brides Who Look Like Celebrities

HotRussianBrides.com is a site that specializes in hooking up guys from the west with unbelievably sexy Russian women. If you’re looking for more than just a hot wife, but actually want to be married to someone who is the spitting image of a famous celebrity, you’re now in luck.  On one side is a famous celebrity and on the other side is an actual Russian mail-order bride. For some of these girls, you’re going to have a hard time figuring out which is which.

seen on justaguything.com

December 14, 2009 Posted by | Celebs, Dating/Sex, Health/Sports | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Are You Becoming Barack Obama?

By Simon Dumenco

 A mustachioed Teddy Roosevelt astride his galloping horse. JFK with wind-ruffled hair and Wayfarers. Ronald Reagan in Brylcreem and black tie. When it comes to representing American masculinity, Hollywood’s got nothing on the White House. The celebrity-industrial complex does its best to advance certain sorts of manly ideals—think Clint Eastwood and George Clooney—but movie stars, subject as they are to fickle studio marketing budgets, fade in and out of view. Whereas the president dominates the news, and our collective consciousness, every damn day for four or eight years running.The chief executive’s behavior sets the tone for what it is to be a boss, a father, and a husband, as well as a leader—though not always for the better. For every Roosevelt or Kennedy or Reagan, there’s a sweaty control freak (Nixon) or a mealymouthed milquetoast in a cardigan (Carter). Among our recent, younger, theoretically more relatable presidents, Bill Clinton, the feels-your-pain empath (enthusiast of McDonald’s and other oral treats), didn’t exactly inspire men to greater heights. And George W., the biz-school frat guy, forever mispronouncing big words and flunking big tests, lowered the bar with a self-satisfied smirk.

Then, in 2008, the country voted for change—in an election that was essentially a referendum on guyhood. Obama had a famously thin résumé, so it came down to this: calm, cerebral young black dude or cranky, hotheaded old white guy.  The nation spoke loud and clear, but did we—or at least the 54 percent of the electorate that didn’t vote for John McCain—really mean to vote for the Obamafication of the American male? We watch the occupant of the Oval Office more than any other living male, and yet the effect he has on our notions of manhood, our sense of ourselves as American men, largely escapes attention.

In Obama’s case, sometimes he lives up to the male ideal and sometimes he doesn’t (let’s overlook those boxy, too-wide-in-the-shoulder suits and his dorky dad jeans, shall we?). But it might not matter all that much, because in voting for a radically different avatar of American masculinity, we were, in a way, voting for Barack Obama to change us. Which is exactly what he’s doing.
For some, it’s what’s not there that matters. Byron Hurt, a New York–area filmmaker who last fall produced a documentary titled Barack & Curtis, sees Obama’s ascent as the rejection of “defiant, in-your-face manhood.” Hurt’s film drew a parallel between George W.’s masculine identity and that of 50 Cent—a.k.a. Curtis Jackson—reminding us that Fitty once admiringly called Dubya “gangsta.” (“I wanna meet George Bush,” he said. “Just shake his hand and tell him how much of me I see in him.”) “Barack Obama doesn’t have to front like he’s hard,” Hurt says. “It’s a deeply secure presentation of masculinity.”  Continue reading…

December 13, 2009 Posted by | Celebs, News | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Eight Small Films That Made It Big

Low to no budget isn’t a handicap in making a hugely successful film as the eight movies on this list proves…

My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Often cited as the most profitable independent film of all time, My Big Fat Greek Wedding cost $5m and took nearly $350m worldwide.

Paranormal Activity
On a reported budget of $11,000, the shocking new release is one of the most profitable films of all time, having taken over $100m in America alone.

Rocky
Another earlier success was Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky which on a budget of $1m made a worldwide total of $225m.

View the rest of the small budget films…

December 13, 2009 Posted by | Celebs, News | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Taylor Lautner vs. Kanye West

Twilight” actor Taylor Lautner re-imagined the 2009 VMAs for his SNL monologue, complete with a backflip, fight moves and more.

Lautner, who is supposedly dating Taylor Swift in real life, made fun of himself for standing on stage doing nothing while Kanye West interrupted Swift’s speech during the actual VMAs, and he then defended her honor by fighting a mannequin of Kanye.

December 13, 2009 Posted by | Celebs, Dating/Sex, Humor | , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Hugh Grant: ‘I was drunk when I bought Elizabeth Taylor painting that made £11m profit’

By Daily Mail Reporter

Hugh Grant has confessed he was drunk when he  bought a painting of Elizabeth Taylor that later made him an £11million profit.  The actor was lauded as an art connoisseur when he bought the work by Andy Warhol for £2million.  And he was praised as a master of timing when he sold it six years later for £13million.   But the star has now admitted that his windfall had little to do with an eye for art.  Grant, 49, had been on a two-day drinking spree when he ordered an assistant to bid for the painting at an auction in New York.

He said: ‘And to my horror, she did, and even worse, got it.’  He added: ‘It all began with drink. I’d been having a drunken dinner with my father the night before, and I said, “We ought to go see my brother Jamie. You know, the Concorde’s amazing.”   ‘And he said, “I hear it is.” So I bought him a Concorde ticket and we went. We had lunch, drank a lot of beer.

‘And I was thinking about some stuff in the Sotheby’s auction and I saw the Liz Taylor.   I slightly regret selling it now, even though it made me rich.’

December 13, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Celebs | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Pink Blasts Prince

by BANG Showbiz

Pink has branded Britain’s Prince William a “redneck”.

The ‘So What’ singer – who is a member of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) – wrote to the prince about why fox hunting is wrong and was shocked by his response.  She told Q magazine: “”I wrote to him to protest about fox hunting and I figured he would be this stuffy, privileged a**hole.   But he’s like a redneck from the south.

“If you’re brought up shooting and hunting animals, if you really think it’s second nature and you’re blasting away then it’s hard to see the other point of view.  You need educating.”  Prince William is not the only member of the British royal family that Pink has written to.   She once penned a letter to William’s grandmother Queen Elizabeth about the use of bear skin hats on her guards and was disappointed not to receive a response.   She revealed: “To be truthful I was really surprised I didn’t get a reply to that one.   I wasn’t just writing in and complaining, and it certainly was not a publicity stunt.

“I actually proposed a plan.   Stella McCartney had designed theses replacement hats for the guards using fake fur.  I felt we were solving the problem for her and offering a viable solution.   But she never wrote back.   Maybe she doesn’t have any of my stuff on her iPod.”

December 13, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Celebs | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Why Does Hollywood Hate Our Troops?

This weekend I went to see Brothers, the Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman film about a Marine serving in Afghanistan. While overseas, Sam Cahill’s (Maguire) helicopter is shot down and he is presumed to be dead—which leads his brother (Gyllenhaal) to make a move on his wife (Portman). (Before you continue reading, there are many spoilers ahead.)

I asked my mother if she would come see it with me, but she said she didn’t want to give any money to a movie in which the preview showed the soldier coming back home and waving a gun at his family in their driveway. I have to admit, the preview disturbed me as well, but decided to see the film anyway because I’m always curious about Hollywood’s take on our soldiers and the current wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Unfortunately, many of these films typically portray our soldiers as deserters—Stop Loss is another classic example of this stereotyping—or complete whackjobs.

In Brothers, not only does one of the Marines captured by the Taliban actually say that he “realized we shouldn’t be there,” but Maguire’s character beats a fellow soldier to death with a lead pipe. Sam then returns home to his family and goes AWOL trying to kill both his wife and his brother. I don’t care if every producer, director, and screenwriter in Hollywood is against the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq (and presumably most are), what offends me is the portrayal of soldiers as cowards and lunatics—driven to such lengths that they come home and try to kill their families. Obviously, post-traumatic stress disorder has become more prevalent in the military and clearly this is a problem that needs to be seriously addressed. But I believe these films add to the damage when they portray soldiers as disloyal, unwilling to serve, and against the missions themselves. In my experience, this couldn’t be further from the truth.   Continue reading the review…

December 8, 2009 Posted by | Celebs | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan’s Muse Photos: Threesomes, Her Butt, And A Breast

Lindsay Lohan is busy not acting and has posed for a spread in Muse Magazine. Inspired by the relationship between Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, the photos reflect debauched times, a threesome, one of Lohan’s breasts and her butt.  Photographer Yu Tsai spoke to the NY Post and said:

“The three of them were very sensual and provocative, but Lindsay understands this piece was created not for any sensational value other than artistic integrity,”  Tsai said. “There was never a discussion about pushing the boundaries. She was totally comfortable with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.  “When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss — you’re at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl.

 Six have been released:    View all six photos…

December 7, 2009 Posted by | Art/Culture, Celebs | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Tupac Makes the Vatican’s Cut

Seen on truthdig

It’s kind of sweetly dorky, like your grandpa finally figuring out how to use his iPod or something, but the Vatican has apparently discovered the late hip-hop icon Tupac Shakur and has gone so far as to include one of his songs, “Changes,” among a lineup of eight tunes on “The Vatican’s Playlist” (which has its own MySpace page!).  —KA

December 7, 2009 Posted by | Celebs, Music, News | Leave a comment

The Impossible Cool

This is a very cool site I came across, take your time viewing it and reading the quotes.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.   Here are some pics and quotes that grabbed my attention Visit the website the impossible cool…

Description:
Trends that define cool for the moment will always come and go, but the looks and styles drawn from these famous icons won’t.

What We Think:

Defining what a great minimalist blog is all about, this continuous string of famous trendsetters is all the inspiration you should need to create a classic look of your own.

Best Feature:

Since many in the younger web generation may not know the history of the influentials highlighted, clicking most pictures will take you to their Wiki entry for clarification.

“Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” Leonardo da Vinci

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
Winston Churchill

December 7, 2009 Posted by | Celebs | Leave a comment

Why Has Paris Hilton Disappeared?

(CNN) — Once a fixture on the red carpet and a staple of the daily news cycle, Paris Hilton has recently all but disappeared from the American consciousness.  Has the socialite who became famous simply for being famous ceded her throne to a new set of up-and-coming reality stars and party fixtures, or has she gone purposely dark in order to resurrect her brand like a phoenix rising from the ashes?  “She built the ultimate how-to guide on building a celebrity brand. Now she is in the second phase of the program, the disappearing act,” said Samantha Yanks, editor-in-chief of Gotham and Hamptons magazines, two publications which often featured content about Hilton.  “Phase one was the ascension, seemingly out of nowhere,” Yanks said. “That came with a media frenzy, the antics, the partying, the music, the babe-like status and of course, the fashion label. Phase two, she disappears.”  Paris Hilton broke onto the New York City socialite scene in 2001, more famous for her late-night partying than for the small modeling jobs she had started taking. But her fame factor really began to take off when she starred in the Fox reality television series “The Simple Life,” with her childhood best friend Nicole Richie, in 2003  Continue reading…

December 6, 2009 Posted by | Celebs | Leave a comment

Demi & Ashton Plan Dinner, Sex Via Twitpics (PHOTOS)

Here’s a glimpse into a night at the Kutcher-Moore household. From separate rooms in their shared LA home Thursday night, Ashton and Demi planned a dinner menu and a bedroom rendezvous by writing dialogue on their bodies and sending the pictures over Twitter. Demi’s teenage daughter Tallulah got pulled in right before things turned sexual.

Note the product placement. Both Demi and Ashton pose with a package of ‘Wanted’ perfume, Helena Rubinstein’s new fragrance that Demi is fronting. Demi previously called on fans to tweet pictures of what they wanted written on their hands. Most wishes were more along the lines of marriage equality, ending war and their children’s happiness than takeout food and sex.

Ashton once famously tweeted a picture of his wife’s panty-clad tush. What do you think of their electronic flirting? VOTE on which Twitpics you are least able to stomach. 

 View all twitpics…

December 5, 2009 Posted by | Celebs | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Eva Mendes Is An Even Badder Lieutenant

I’m sick and tired of hearing about this new Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans movie. Not only is the title awkward and unwieldy, but all of the goddamn coverage is blah, blah, blah Nicholas Cage. Or blah, blah, blah Werner Herzog, blah, blah, blah trippy reptiles. How about blah, blah, blah Eva freakin’ Mendes?!?!?! Doesn’t anyone care that one of the hottest ladies around is in this movie? To right that wrong, we offer the following gallery for your perusal.   Vier all her photos…

November 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebs | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

When Celebrities Go Pantsless

Rihanna rocked the Today show Tuesday in little more than fishnets and a slinky white blazer, but she’s hardly the first celeb to forget her pants. Lately more and more women are going without, and some women try to turn shirts into dresses. Who’s pulling it off and whose outfit is missing one key item? You decide.    View all pantsless…

November 29, 2009 Posted by | Celebs | Leave a comment